The Birth 2 and 3

It was my intention to write this post on the birth as part of a 3 post series. Unfortunately I have been swamped with other things and my online access has been limited and now I will condense post two and three in one post.


Let me first state that initially I really did not want my child to be born in a hospital and preferred that my wife use a certified midwife to deliver the baby at our home.  My wife also wanted to have a home birth and in fact she was born at home just as the other 7 children her mother had were.


However, after some further thought and consideration we deiced that maybe we should go to the hospital given that her first pregnancy ended in a stillborn and we wanted to err on the side of caution.


For those who may not be that familiar with Muslim issues it is part of our religion that the body of a woman, outside of her face and hands, not be exposed to any male other than her husband or a close male relative. Given the fact that we are living in a non-Muslim society it is difficult to safeguard this in a hospital so a lot of more conservative Muslims such as my family opt to have home births. 


I had been less than impressed with St. Mary’s Hospital during my wife’s clinic visits and was really not sure how the birth would go. Like all American hospitals, St. Mary’s is first and foremost about profit and when you don’t have fancy insurance they try to get rid of you as soon as possible.


As soon as my wife arrived into this kind of delivery waiting room ( apart from the delivery room) nurses were telling her that she was not really in labor and that she should come back when the contractions were closer together. While they were not rude in talking to my wife they were openly rude and dismissive in talking to other women.


Each time they were dismissive towards my wife I looked at them like they were crazy knowing that while I am not a woman it only makes sense that a woman in her 4th pregnancy knows when she is in labor. They were still talking about dismissing her until her water break and they transferred her to the delivery unit.


It was in this unit that things changed all of the sudden. The doctors and nurses in this unit were like soldiers running towards my wife any time she made a sound and I was very impressed with their operation.

While waiting in the room an endless wave of nurses came in and some came because they would be delivering the baby and some came just to say hi. One came in and asked if my wife didn’t want any men in the room and she said she did not want any men and that was that ( when the baby came there were about 6 female nurses, a female doctor and 3 female residents in the room).


Amongst those coming in the room was a woman named Sarah and given her tall lean body and olive skin I just assumed in my mind she was a Sudani or Egyptian Muslima who grew up in the States (and who knows she could have been a Colombian or a light-skinned black woman from Da Lou).  Another lady came in who was obviously Desi and came to my wife and said “my name is Fatimah” and my wife smiled and said “my name is Fatimah too”.


I found this statement to be kind of touching in that by saying her name, a name she knew that she shared with my wife, this doctor was saying ” I am a Muslim…we are Muslims…and we are here for one another.” It was implied.


When the baby finally got ready to come it turned out that Dr. Fatimah was the one who delivered the baby (or at least she was the main catcher grabbing the head). They asked me to hold one of the legs of my wife; but I declined and had the nurse do it. I have no medical training and in fact am rather old school and would prefer it if men still waited out in the lobby; but you know sometimes you do things for women you don’t want to do. The man is supposed to be there for moral support and encouragement but with 10 people in the room I could barely see my wife (and could hardly breathe for that matter).


It just so happens though that there were some minor complications with the birth and they ended up needing me to hold the leg as some little short Italian nurse jumped on my wife to do some kung-fu like maneuver to get the baby out as her head was out of the body for 20 minutes while the rest of her body was stuck inside due to her big shoulders (something she obviously got from me along with my big head…she came out at 9 pounds and 7 ounces form the record and I guess this should be a disclaimer to any sisters interested in being my deuce ).


The baby came out with a final push before they were to cut and everyone was relieved except that the baby didn’t make any sounds or noises for a few minutes so they had to get the baby to breathe and stuff and when she started crying everyone was relieved.


Those 12 hours in the hospital were long and hard for me so I can’t even imagine how my wife felt. A few hours after the birth I had to leave to go back to work and it was business as usual. A driver had been killed and now a new Muslima was born into the world we named Aseeyah and I pray that Allah’SWT makes her from those of the righteous Muslims.


I cant tell you how much love I felt from the Muslims during this time from Tariq Nelson calling me and telling me “this is the first day of the rest of your life” to Suhaib Webb telling me how big his babies were while I was still in the delivery room to the countless brothers and sisters who emailed, called, and texted their congratulations. It was also a blessing to have Brother Rasheed and Sister Kareemah to help with the kids along with my two sisters.


Kids change a lot for you and how you look at the world. I know now that every move I make must be in line with their best interest and I began plotting before my daughter was born her upbringing and Islamic education and Allah is the best of planners.


Other things kids do not change. My dear friend and Muslim brother Mukhtar Abdul-Malik called me while in the hospital and said “tell the baby we love her but we need to go make this money” and of course he was right.


That night I was out on my grind and the next night I even had a confrontation with a Somali driver who tried to steal my trip. He was driving an illegal unregistered cab with a scanner in it to pick up the frequency from my company. When I saw him pull up to the corner of Olive and Compton where I was supposed to pick up my fare I jumped out and said ” where is the scanner” and he said ” no scan no scan” and then I asked him ” are you Somali? Are you Muslim?” and he said “yes I am Somali Assalamu alaikum”.


When he said that I smelled liquor on his breath and I yelled at him “are you drinking? Are you drinking like these kafirs?” and then I took off my belt and told him “I will whoop you! I will make hudud on you!” and he said “sorry, I sorry” and sped off.

 Some things change and some things stay the same.


19 thoughts on “The Birth 2 and 3

  1. You’re right, some things WILL never change – like the self-righteousness of religious people. “Kafirs?” This is a derogatory term, and your use of it is no different than some redneck referring to certain Eastern people as “sand niggers.” You are as bad as them. Way to lose every ounce of credibility I was willing to give you.

  2. Masha Allah. Congratulations to you and your family on the birth of your daughter!
    The birth story reminded me of mine when I lived in Orlando. They left me sitting in triage because I was “po’ folk” I guess. I sat patiently for a time whilst they ignored me..until I calmly informed them that I was ready to deliver my son…15 minutes later..there he was 10lbs 6oz ! Alhamdulillah!
    Thanks for making me smile with your story….just the image of you shaking your belt at the brother was enough! Wsalamu Alaykum

  3. You picked a beautiful name for your child. Alhumdullilah everything went smoothly. Many duas for you and for your family.

  4. I know I told you on Facebook, but congratulations again. Kids are amazing, simply the best thing in this life.

    My youngest turns three on Friday. Time flies so enjoy it while you can.

  5. May Allah (swt) bless your new child and bless your family. Ameen!

    When he said that I smelled liquor on his breath and I yelled at him “are you drinking? Are you drinking like these kafirs?” and then I took off my belt and told him “I will whoop you! I will make hudud on you!” and he said “sorry, I sorry” and sped off.

    I need to give you a Fitna Police t-shirt. :-D

  6. Mabruk on the birth of your daughter, may Allah bless you and your family.
    LOL on reading, are you drinking…

  7. Mabruk on the birth of your daughter, Umar. I would love to you break it down on the drunk Somali dude.
    Oh, and “Anonymous,” “kafir” means non-Muslim, nothing more, nothing less. Only an moron would equate it to a racial epithet.

    1. 1. It doesn’t mean non muslim, it means disbeliever. (small but significant difference which i believe Umar’s next post covers)
      2. Kafir in some languages have a very real racist meaning.

      Having said that, i side with Umar, on having to right to use it in this case.

      1. Disbeliever as in not believing in Islam i.e. non-Muslim. You’re confusing things, Phil. The use of “kafir” by Africkaners has nothing to do with the Islam or its terminology.

  8. Alf Mabrouk !

    I see you are still intent on doing hisba, but good advice is also a wajib. Speaking, say the scholars, is an art, as is writing.

    The old Arab proverb reminds us: “An empty Cart makes more noise than the full Cart”. May Allah protect you and your family. May Allah t’ala subhanahu guide the Somali brother in these times.

  9. Asalaamu alaikum Brother Umar,

    Congrats! Mabrook on the birth of your baby girl. May she grow up to be an intelligent, pious Muslim sister, eager to serve her Creator. :-)

  10. I’m a new reader to your blog, but Mabrook!! May Allah bless your entire family.

    Ameen to all duas.

  11. Masha Allah mabrook! I am so happy to hear this wonderful news. I had the exact problem with my 9.4 pound son–the docs jumped on my stomach and banged him out of me when his shoulder got stuck, breaking his collar bone in the process. But alhamdulilah he survived. May Allah bless and protect you and your family…Ameen.

    Your hudud comment made me remember something my other son said when some rednecks in a pick-up truck were seriously harrasing him…”I’m Arab and I’m Muslim and if you aren’t careful I’ll blow you AND me up!” Just a joke folks–he was only joking. ;-)

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