10. Getting Sick…No matter how many veggie burgers you eat and laps you run you still gonna get sick and one day you gonna die. So read the Quran a little more while you at the gym instead of reading sex tips from Men’s Health Magazine while fantasizing bout crushin the kafir girl on the treadmill.
9. Being broke…I don’t care if you Trump, from time to time you gonna be low on cash. So, when you have some save some.
8. You have to be tested…unless you have been tested things aren’t real cuz you can make your mouth say anything until you get baptized in fire. So watch what you say and keep quiet unless you are ready to stand on it.
7. Friends are few….people use the word friend too lightly. Most people, at the end of the day, have very few if any friends and when times are tough most will flee. But, when you have a good friend, cherish them.
6.Family is always family…at the end of the day you can change your religion, kill people, get high, whatever, but your family will be there after everyone else has moved on so keep that in mind.
5. People use religion…for many people deen is just something else to game and get out of it what they can. So, correct your intentions.
4. People lie…when they want something from you people will say anything to get what they want and after they get it they are gone so don’t believe most of what you hear.
3. Fighting…doesn’t matter who you are from time to time you gonna be drawn into conflict so you should always be ready.
2. Making enemies… if you don’t have enemies then you don’t stand for nothing and if you don’t stand for nothing then you aint sh**.
1. All women are crazy…maybe at first they are sweet and nice and say the right things but at the end of the day they are all made from that crooked rib and as they say you cant live with them and you cant live without them so a man is just destined to have to deal with their craziness and irrationalism. Just don’t lose your mind trying to figure them out cuz it aint never gonna happen and thank Allah for the benefits you can give one another.